How the cookie crumbles: disputing the all-time best Girl Scout Cookies

Jackson Hethcox - Junior, Opinions/Columns Editor

Nowadays, in our very divided society, it can be hard to understand where another person is coming from. I have scoured the United States to find the root of our divided country. The Girl Scout Cookie seems very simple, but let me tell you, my friends, the Girl Scout Cookie is the central topic at this time of year.

Thin Mints are the ultimate overrated cookie that the Girl Scouts carry. I cannot explain how little effort goes into making these cookies. From the horrible texture to the mediocre taste, Thin Mints are simply not a good choice for your cookie consumption.

Now, Tagalongs are like Thin Mints. However, they definitely have a better filling and texture. This is why Tagalongs are better than Thin Mints. Because they are classically simple and pretty tasty, I believe that Tagalongs are better than Thin Mints, but they are still overrated for what they are.

The Scout S'mores original (NOT the chocolate covered ones) are very tasty. Its outer covering is perfect for dunking in whole milk (not 2%). If you dip cookies in anything other than whole milk, this article isn't for you. S’mores cookies are underrated and do not get the credit they deserve.

This is one of the hardest decisions I've ever made. However, after doing my research and carefully sampling each cookie: the Samoas are my favorite pick. I do not make this decision lightly. From the caramel and toasted coconut-covering to the crumbly and buttery cookie itself, the optimal eating condition for the Samoa is when it has been placed in the freezer for a couple of hours.

Nevertheless, I have to thank the Girl Scouts by introducing to the world these cookies for our enjoyment during these unprecedented times.