Chargerette returns with life-saving advice for freshman

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   Hey, friends! Chargerette here. It’s been awhile, and we’re all under new management, including dear ole Chargerette. As my opening regards, I present a gift to you new freshmen, some advice to help you here at the distinguished CHS.

FRESHMAN STUDENTS PLEASE READ

1. Stay organized. Keep your folders together and invest in binder dividers. PLEASE. Do yourself and your teachers a favor. Take it from me. When you’re rushing to find an assignment you definitely do not have, it helps to actually know where to look. I recommend a paper file holder, which makes it easy to store many classes’ paperwork, and not lose your mind. 

2. Make the right lunch table seating choice. Find your personal sweet spot. Don’t sit next to the average school-fight starter. Next thing you know, your lazy Tuesday fit might be captured and posted everywhere on Instagram.

3. While facing this big change, my dear freshman boys, please shower. I beg of you personally to keep the Axe bombs to a minimum and stick to the Dove body wash and Old Spice. My personal favorite would have to be Cedarwood.

4. Bring a water bottle to school. Don’t worry about the clanging noise when you drop it. It’s five seconds of embarrassment. You need water. Stay hydrated this school year guys. Trust me, most of those 5-6 period headaches are due to the absence of H₂O from your body.

5. Don’t be different, don’t skip class. All you’re doing is guaranteeing more homework for later and risking the chance of getting in trouble this year. Be a good student, and it will pay off senior year when you’re trying to apply to colleges. My freshman year could’ve been worse, but I’m still not too proud of the effort I put in. So be better than me.

   Anyways, that’s all for the first column. This year is gonna be great. My column is going to mention some advice for specific questions you guys send in, so please email them to 0 chscharger@pcsstn.com. Have a great second month of school, friends.