September '23 Horoscopes
- Zoltar
- Aug 31, 2023
- 2 min read
Aries (Mar. 21 - Apr. 19) - Now we all know you have the energy, but we all are still trying to go back to the routine. For now you need to take a chill pill and settle.
Taurus (Apr. 20 - May 20) - You are going to be munching this month. Just eat up and fill that belly.
Gemini (May 21 - Jun. 21) - You are going to be busy this month, and everything is going to catch up to you. Keep your head up and stay in the game.
Cancer (Jun. 22 - Jul. 22) - You are very caring and giving mom energy in the friend group. Let's switch it up this month and try being the flirty one.
Leo (Jul. 23 - Aug. 22) - The impulsive thoughts are going to get to you this month. Let them. Good things are coming your way.
Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sept. 22) - IT'S YOUR MONTH! You’ve put in hard work over the first couple weeks of school. Go treat yo self to something sweet.
Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 23) - Even though you’ll deny it, you are giving me pumpkin spice vibes, and you def need the energy
Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 21) - You are definitely the one to hit some with your car in the parking lot. Take it down a knock and keep calm and collected.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21) - Your big friend group at the end of the school year was annoying you, so now you are trying to cut them out. Some of them need to go, but the cute ones need to stay.
Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19) - This month, speak up. Be the teacher's pet. Knowing you, you’d like that.
Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18) - Following Capricorn, you need to talk less. Your ego gets in the way sometimes and you think you know it all, but you need to listen for once.
Pisces (Feb. 19 - Mar. 20) - Underclassmen, no one is taking you to the chapel. That relationship is not your end all be all. Upperclassmen, this is your single era. Drop them or else.
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